Kate Moss is a man-”b”eater.

Kate Moss is apparently one rough broad. Her boyfriend, Jamie Hince, was recently seen with a black eye. According to the original story from Kate, a box of decorations fell on him. Wow, that happens all the time, you gotta look up carefully before pulling those elves down. Anyways, the New York Post has the real dirt.

KATE Moss has finally come clean about who gave her the scratches on her cheek she recently sported: boyfriend and the Kills guitarist Jamie Hince. Moss had previously claimed a box of Christmas decorations fell on her head, but Brit ain’s Daily Mail reports she was overheard at a London party for designer Stella McCartney admitting that she was actually involved in a “scuffle” with Hince over their holiday plans. Hince, for his part, was left with a black eye, which Moss says was the result of her “chunky ring.” The on- again/ off-again pair are still reportedly on.

And there you go, that makes more sense. To be honest, this kind of turns me on. The thought of Kate Moss beating the heck out of me just doesn’t sway me from wanting to do it with her. But Imma freak….